You love your plants. Your plants have some notes.
You water them. You rotate them toward the light. You worry about that one yellow leaf for approximately three days.
And this is the thanks you get.
Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts is a hilariously irreverent illustrated gift book imagining what your leafy roommates might actually be thinking about you—and apparently, they've been keeping receipts.
From judgmental fiddle-leaf figs and disdainful palms to houseplants with questionable intentions toward your significant other, it's packed with witty one-liners, vibrant plant portraits, and the kind of humor anyone with an unreasonable emotional attachment to a pothos will understand.
What's Inside
A collection of beautifully illustrated houseplants paired with the snarky, inappropriate, and occasionally disturbing thoughts they might be having while quietly occupying the corner of your living room.
Turns out they're not just photosynthesizing.
They're judging you.
Why We Love It
Funny, irreverent, and delightfully weird
Filled with colorful plant illustrations
Perfect for flipping through when you need a laugh
Made for plant people who don't take themselves too seriously
A fantastic little gift or stocking stuffer
Requires absolutely no knowledge of actual plant care
May permanently change the way you look at your monstera
Perfect For
Plant parents, plant collectors, serial plant killers, green-thumbed goddesses, people who name their houseplants, and anyone who has ever apologized to a plant for forgetting to water it.
Basically, our people.
